What mother's of little boys and big boys know?

what mother's of sons know! words in bold by me.

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep. (we no longer have a water bed or will have a water bed, ours was an apartment)
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite. (this really works, try it)

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. (been there way too many times)

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. (need I say more?)

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few
times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan. (sigh)
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. (at this point, just grab the plunger)
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. (shh.. dont tell, they have not tried this)
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though
a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. (YES YES, thank Goodnes, I am not ALONE)
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. (I can attest to a dog's intestine and a child's intestine for a matchbox car)
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens. ( so true so true)

20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.(LOL,yep)

I should write one of these on a wife of a redneck family) I mean this in the most loving endearing way. I bet Cynthia could beat my list)