Lady and the Tramp

I was in the kitchen preparing dinner and realized the house was strangely quiet. I began calling for the children and the dog. Still silence was all that was returned. I began to search for them. I walked out the front door. I couldn't see them. I walked to the back door and I found all three of them.
But what was even harder to fathom is how did they get a 160lb dog on to the trampoline?
Sweetheart, said all she had to do was ask the dog if he wanted to go bye bye and up he jumped onto the tramp, through the opening in the netting and in he was. Getting him off was another story. He is a big chicken. It took some coaxing! When he first saw me he went crazy on the trampoline! He's definitely one of the kids.
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