A jellybean mastiff

My English Mastiff believes he is a horse. When we first arrived on the property he was in Dog Heaven. He had land to run on and he too finally had some friends his own size that weren't afraid of him. He tried and tried to give them the old "WHO ARE YOU SNIFF" but he just couldn't get his nose to reach. One of these days he's going to land himself a big hoof, right in the kisser.

He tried to play cat and mouse with them.

They wouldn't give him the time of day. He tried and tried to get them to play with him but all they would do is eat their hay. So, he gave it a go!

What's the big deal over eating this straw? fogettabout it! I'm through!

Actually, this is a picture of Kekoa pouting. He doesn't understand what the big deal is over these four legged large creatures. He's getting to be quite the jelly bean and Easter is still days away!
Why is the entire family out petting these things?


Why is SHE brushing him, when SHE never brushes me??



why is HE feeding this thing? He doesn't feed me!


Why is he whispering sweet nothings into his ear?


WHAT ABOUT ME???

Dear pet, the grass always looks greener on the other side! You receive countless treats and get to sleep inside, let alone on the bed most nights! Life isn't that hard!