OUT of ORDER

The humor of my younger daughter never ceases to amaze me. She is probably a bit on the brass side. She constantly has me in stitches in the things that she says and does. It is even funnier because she doesn't even have to try and this is just how her brain works! WE are all sitting around in the family room, they are doing their math factors and Dash is annoying her because he is 7 and knows the same mulitplication factors that she knows. It is only because he listens and remembers and knows that it bugs her. He being younger and everything. It is a motivator for him to learn what she is learning, just to bug the tar out of her. He has no idea how much this form of aggrivation will help him later.


Sweetheart obviously, has a stomache attack. She goes running out of the family room. It is quite obvious she has to use the bathroom. Now, for many families camode habits are taboo but for the Solomons it seems to be your rite to passage and it is not uncommon for them to request that you talk to them while they are in their "office". So, if you do not wish to carry on a conversation with the boss while he is occupied, you better have a few good magazines on hand. I know for a fact that this was the case with their Father , and that each of his sons, have inherited the trait as well. I wonder Cheryl, did you inherit this gene or is it only found in the XX factor? Moments later, all is fine and this is what I found when I went pass the bathroom! roflrofl, I was fine with the door, thinking oh isnt that funny?; then I had to use the camode and BOOM, there it was on the lid! Instant panic and fear set in. I felt like I was in a public restroom and there is something about having to go and your mind only computing what it just read and knowing when these words are on a bathroom stall that you must flee, as quickly as possible! (remember think public restroom) This is where my body and feet were running, yet, the lower part of my body had already decided it needed to use the restroom.


After 4 children those muscles just aren't as strong, I thought, to myself. I could go run upstairs and use that one then the chasing thought quickly overlapped. "YOU aint gonna make it up those stairs!" DAGNUMIT! Instantly, I started doing the dance, the same dance that a 4 year old will do in front of the pot. We have all heard of the RAIN DANCE and what it looks like, so tell me? WHY is it when you are trying to PREVENT yourself from getting wet do we all perform the PEE dance. Jumping,squiggling bouncing, rocking and whatever by the time you have to STOP to undo your buttons and zippers: Rain fall except this rain has is color. Oh crap, I can't I have to go! I think to myself, "forget it, I am just going to go." Open the lid and sit!


THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CAMODE!!! The little snoot! How dare she send me in a frenzy!! LOL, hope this finds you all well.