I could not get the picture of this cute elderly lady to upload to blogger. ::bummer::
When Grandma goes to court.
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they are not prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called for his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, Do you know me?" She responded and answered, "Why yes, I do know you Mr. Williams, I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything but a two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He can't build a relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women and one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
1 comment:
Good one..I will have to link, just so that my hubby can read this one...if nothing else, it will scare him out of ever cheating on his wife!..not that I was worried.
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