What do you get when you cross this
plus this??
I was out of hair gel and had to use Mr. Incredible's gel. His gel smells very much like a sports deodorant and out doorzy. I use Secret deodorant. I was a walking powdery WoMan. My emotions were quite confused. I didn't know if I wanted to climb Mount Everest or re-apply my lip gloss. I was so confused. Each time I moved my head, I got a fresh clean scent that catapulted what testerones I have in my body. They began to take over and fight with my estrogen hormones. UGhh... I could feel the conflict within.
Mr. Incredible and Warrior found themselves in a similar predictament. They were out of deodorant and came lurking to my side of the bathroom. They both applied my powdery fresh deodorant. A funny thing happend. They, too experienced mixed feelings. They both claimed that they were slapped in the face by an over powering baby fresh scent each time they raised their arms. They also claimed that by the end of the day the smell made them nautious.
Was it the scent that made them nautious or could it be the same hormonal confusion? Were they fighting the urge to nest and re-decorate and pining over which color swatches to choose?, while trying to focus on which football play should be called? These two "manly men" have vowed they will never use my deodorant again and they will make the trek to the store before they ever wear Secret again! Hey, this works for me! Leave my stuff alone! But secretly, I know they loved it.
Why?
Because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!
= a very confused disgruntled man!refer to picture below, Isn't he happy??... NOT
I think he is not happy because the SECRET is out!
21 comments:
I am dying here laughing. How "stinkin" funny. Isn't it funny how scents are made for a man and a woman. Not to be mixed or messed with. It cracks me up.
Stay away from the secret WoMan. Hilarious.
Thanks for the giggle. I am going to go hide my things right now.
LOL funny! I'm sure it's confusing to do manly man things smelling like a woman and vice versa. But the way you wrote about it makes it so hilarious especially ending that post with that "unhappy" picture :-D ... Gosh, you're funny!
When your snuggling, he never smells your deordrant? Hmmm sounds fishy to me, maybe some other men, started smellin' and made a funnin'.. poor boys, and yes= I mean boys..
sorry for the lame typing baby is nursing..
ya get what ya get1!! hee hee
"The SECRET is out"!!! LOL!!! you crack me up!!! LOVE IT! (love that he LET you take his pic like that!!!)
You are so fuuuunny! And I just love that picture of your HUNNY BUNNY!!!!
the SECRET is OUT??? Girl...that is a RIOT! I Love It!
This is HILARIOUS! Love that picture.
I had to use Matt's deoderant one time, it was a really odd experience.
oh yes, i can tell you and i are gonna get along JUST FIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE. cool songs? check. cute kids? check. funny lady? CHECK.
let's stalk each other, shall we?
So funny. Thanks for the laugh! I love the picture!
So funny. Thanks for the laugh! I love the picture!
That last photo is the deal maker! this was hilarious!!
ROF!!! I am rolling here!!!!! The secret is out!!! Loved the photo!
he looks like he's having PMS in that picture. this is a dark secret of mine, but joshua and I use the same deodorant and the same razor- HIS. we use the men's sporty degree. i get the twin-pack so it's perfect. i haven't had my own "lady style" razor in YEARS. i always just use his. it's got the triple blade action going on. maybe i should go buy a girly deodorant and a girly razor today. i've been saying i need to do that for years. but then i just grab the twin-pack and some blade refills.
So funny! Your husband's pic is cracking me up!
Great story.
Great post! We do a few crossovers here with deoderant and I think it is a mental thing!
Hey I added how to disable right click... I have mine off today cause I have blog award to give out. *which I noted toy already have! otherwise you would have been on the list! Have a great day!
Hey I added how to disable right click... I have mine off today cause I have blog award to give out. *which I noted toy already have! otherwise you would have been on the list! Have a great day!
That will show Mr incredible to not grimace for the camera all of the time.
Tell him that he had one shot to make his Secret o.k. and he blew it...he needed to smile confidently for that camera while sniffing his pit. Oh well.
I cannot believe the queen of home organization ran out of her hair gel and her man's deodorant at the same time..you go all secretive on your blog identity and you start losing it....did you learn anything here?
and that was all sarcastic in case you were offended. :)
Hi, thanks for visiting my blog! I thought your SPT was great, but for some reason, my SLOOOOW computer wouldn't let me comment that day.
Anyway, glad I checked back--this one was too funny! I have borrowed my husband's hair gel before; the scent caught my attention all day. If he has ever tried any of my products, he has never admitted to it!
Anwers to your question: I have 2 brothers and 1 sis- My husband has 8 bros and sis's- my sis has 2 she tried for 11 years to get preg- nothing- adopted 1, and then finally 1 came and nothing since. so therefore, I have vowed that I who can have children would never prevent them from coming(as long as I was able to), personally, I would feel horrible if one was waiting up there, and I denied them.. but everyone is different, I have no prob with birth control,just not something I feel is for me... I have not prayed whether are family is done or not, it takes me awhile to even think about another, and I am afraid of making my own answer if I asked right after a baby was born. Sooo maybe done? mabe 1 more? or 10 more? sorry this was lengthy.
Oh yea- I learn the lauguage from my husband, we vowed to speak it in our home so that our children could live both cultures. His mother does not speak any English, so I had to pick it up fast, and quite frankly I have to be in control of all situations, and it killed me to have someone talk in Tongan and I couldn't understand what they were saying.. Control freak- i know..
Love the look on his face! lol! You are too funny Mother Goose! Gotta buy that huge tub of Gel..If you don't already...called La Bella, it works pretty well and lasts forevah!
OK, StoP! My sides hurt from laughing. M
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