She dropped his drawers and there he did his business sitting in the parking lot.
I'm thinking to myself, "what the hell?" He was accostomed to this. He just sat down did his thing looking around as if he needed some reading material. LOL, seriously.
She came out of a store that had public restrooms that were clean.
Of course, I had to sit in my car to see how the rest of this atrocity would play out. She pulled his drawers up, and closed the lid and packed it in her car!!
OH NO, SHE DIDN't and just if you are wondering because I know you are. She was a white woman getting into a very nice Lexus SUV! (just sayin... for all you stereotypers out there)
If you have a boy sitting down to use the bathroom in a parking lot. I would hope you could wipe his bum. If you are having your son sit down on the seat to piss, WHY?? Please don't tell me because you don't want to clean up after him. BECAUSE THAT argument is NULL and void the minute you have to empty the catcher. I'm just sayin....
Each of my children have PEED in a parking a few times in their lives. We would walk out of the store and they can't make it back into the store kind of panic. I know you know the panic that they can instill. I panic not because they are about to release their bladder. I panic that I have to put a kid in my car, wet and smelling like piss. I panic because then I have to call my shopping day short.
The boys get shuttled over to a secluded bush or tree or we open the door and they peed on the tire.
The girls, they have dropped drawers and I have had to go behind our car or a tree and use my arms as a POTTY SEAT! Have you done this?.
I WOULD NEVER carry around a personal portable crapper! (maybe, if it had a ziploc bag disposal) but even that is a stretch.
SECOND my kids have never had potty chairs. Do you use these things?I just do not understand the concept of a potty chair. If you use them please enlighten me!!
I can not see why anyone would torture themselves willingly.
Do you like scrubbing crap out of that?? Do you like the way that smells? Do you like pouring piss out?? Rinsing that container in your bathroom sink? Are you not thinking GERMS!?Or are you always running outside and spraying it out with your hose? It is just too much work and unsanitary to me!
Use a potty seat.
WE have had potty seats. The kind that fit over your camode. You wipe them down or spray them down with clorox and you flush the waste.
I am a bit of a germaphobe. Especially when it comes to fecal matter. I am so thankful that HF didn't bless me with a child who liked to finger paint with the stuff! Father probably knew if he granted me such a blessing that the child would have been returned back to him very quickly. I'm just sayin....
save yourselves some time mothers and get a flip seat and by all means use a public restroom. Carry in your diaper bag a spray bottle of clorox or 409 and use a public restroom.
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HOLY FREAKING DISGUSTING!! Why would anyone in their right mind do that?! Do they not realize that most public restrooms have seat covers? UGH!! Driving around with it in the back of your car. *GAG* I am gagging just thinking about it.
We used potty seats too. They are much eaiser.
I am still in shock--let him piss in the bushes or on a tree for hells sake!!
That is just SUPER GROSS AND WHO THE HECK WANTS TO SEE THAT!! Just sayin'!!
I could tell you stories...Here are my favorite 2. Once I had a visiting teacher who was potty training a kid and came to the door with a portable potty and proceeded to put it on my living room floor because she was potty training...UM HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! Her child proceeded to run around my house in her underwear and peed in 2 different rooms on my carpet before I asked the woman to leave and not come back. I couldn't believe that was happening to me.
The other was a mom in a mall who took her kid in to a wall and whipped an uninflated balloon out of her purse. Proceeded to put it on her 3 year olds penis and he did his business. She tied up the balloon and threw it away. What ever!!! It takes all kinds!
There's all kinds out there!!
You think that's gross???? One time, I was at the mall, and a lady picked up her little son, who was probably around 2/3 yrs old, and had him pee in those trash cans that are throughout the mall!! I remember me and my husband were like, "Whatttttttt???????"
YUCK!!! Did I mention how yucky that is? Holy Hannah! There is NO way I am toting a potty chair in my trunk. That being said I Know my mother did when we drove from North Carolina to Oregon when my parental units split. We are gearing up for a road trip later this month and Miss M can either use the public restrooms or water the tumbleweeds alongside the interstate.
We did buy a Winnie the Pooh potty chair so that she would have somewhere to sit and mimic mama when mama went tinkle. But last week I bought her a padded seat that sits on the toilet and she prefers that. So alas I think the pooh potty will transform into a step stool.
Ok that is so DISGUSTING and to think she probably carried around in her car and who knows she may have even forgotten it in the car overnight. That is gross. Those stories above are pretty gross too
liz
That is SOOOO nasty...so gross...I am almost mad at you for sharing.
And I am SOOOOO WITH YOU on the fact that I will never own a kid's potty chair.....grosser than gross.
I have had the privilege of cleaning up poo finger paint once...yuck,,,, but I would still take that 100 times over driving around with the kid's business in the car.
People are seriously mental.
K... it's even GROSSER hearing about it a second time... seriously threw up in my mouth.
I would NEVER EVER do that... NEVER.. that's just gross... I almost vomited when I went to my SIL and BIL house and they had 5 potties all around the house... and didn't alway empty the pee ones right away!
Just being honest.
shelle, are they part of the wolf pack or k-9 group to mark every corner in the house??? Unless their house is gigantic but, then it should have more than one pisser you know?
But seriously, how hard is it to get your kid to the camode! especially at home?
Once I saw a little kid about 5 or 6 in the parking lot of a grocery store pull his pants down to take a dump. He pooed in between the cars in the parking lot. He looked like a street kid at first but his mama was standing nearby. EWWW! EWWW! who is going to clean up after him???? The potty chair is worse--where ya going to dump it? You going to travel with poo in your car? potty seats are MUCH better indeed!
I am speechless- and that's hard to do. Holy CRAP!
My kids have never peed in a parking lot. That's not because I'm fabu but because I'd rather shop for groceries BY MYSELF at midnight than take them to the store if it can be avoided.
OH NO SHE DIDN'T??? Poor kid. Especially when the person in the parking lot that had a cell phone and took a picture of it all and it winds up on youtube.
My mother carried in her purse a bottle of lysol when I was growing up. And you did not go in a public bathroom with out spraying it and putting down a toliet sheet protector or toliet paper to set on.
The whole potty in the car thing is really gross.
I have heard alot of wierd stuff, seriously, this is one of the worst!!!! White woman trash... back home we used to call this Trailer trash!! but then my friend and her kids lived in one.. wink...
we never used one, we were too poor at first, and at second.. NO Way am I cleaning that thing~~~
Oh I totally agree with you. Baby Boo has a potty seat. I couldn't do it any other way. The thought of cleaning out a potty chair is sick!
OK that is just nasty!!!Sloshing all over in the back of the SUV for cryin' in a bucket!!!
ha ha haaaaaaa!!!
So Gross! the nerve of that Rich White Woman! lol
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i am like you... i can't stand Potty Chairs. Never Used them. there is no need. My kids were potty trained ON A COMODE.
i saw other kids that were Potty Chair trained and they took forever and ever and ever to get Fully Trained because they ended up scared of A REAL TOILET.
so 1 week before my kids turned 2 and the week after they turned 2, it was Go TO THe Potty on the REAL TOILET every hour on the hour ..
BADA BING -- BADA BOOM. Potty Trained.
yeah. it only took 2 weeks of commitment and they were Potty Trained... and i really think it had a lot to do with USING A REAL TOILET.
:) luv ya girl!
p.s. it is cool that i have a Toilet on my blog today, too! lol
Please tell me those portable commode seats DIDN'T exist 17 years ago! If they did, I don't know what planet I was on because I had to use those nasty porta potties and I was stuck emptying them, since RM looked ready to hurl each time and BEGGED me to do the cleaning. Love the guy, but he can be so squeemish!
Gross and funny at the same time. I have to laugh because a few years ago, I was driving cross country and there was a car pulled over on the highway with a toddler sitting on his potty seat. Right there on the side of the road! On the other hand, they were in the middle of no where with a potty training toddler. I kind of thought it was a good idea. But the parking lot? Freaking go back in the store!
That crazy!
I've wanted to take them camping with us because it's hard to squat, but not shopping. Is that even legal?
We've only used the potty seats too. Not the portables.
oh my goodness that is completely disgusting! Lacey used a potty seat and that's what i will always use! i had one of those potty's you sit on the floor but Lacey didn't like it and i didn't like the thought of cleaning it afterwards. haha
As a mom in throws of potty-training......I WOULD NEVER DO THIS. Not in the middle of the parking lot. Nowhere but HOME do we use the little potty.
But yes, we do use the little potty. My short little boys can't get on the big potty by themselves, and I'm all about encouraging independance.
I don't have a strong aversion to cleaning fecal matter out of the catcher. The Hulk has only pooped in there a few times, and it's easy to dump the pee. I keep the clorox wipes in there and wipe it down afterward.
But remind me to tell you about Spiderman relieving himself in the middle of the park.....
Wow! I've always been grossed out by mom's that change their babies in my living room. I'm always thinking-how is it that they "missed the memo" on diaper changing manners? Probably the same folks who prefer the parking lot over the public restrooms?
Just when I thought I had heard it all!!
kay--just to clear my conscience, I do have to confess. We were coming home from lake powell, one of my sons starts screaming I have to pee!!! we couldn't pull over where we were so I gave him the big gulp cup and he filled it to the brim. Yes!! I had to hold it till we could stop.
Ha ha ha - we've got a DORA potty cover that fits over the real toilet.
I've always had a potty chair for my kids, no I definitely don't enjoy cleaning it, but there are worse things. I certainly wouldn't have ever thought of carting it around in my vehicle for emergencies. The thought of those bodily fluids and whatnot sloshing around the back of the car...shudder!
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