FUN FRIDAY

Many of the Gentile persuasion (that is, non-Mormons) in the Salt Lake City area have taken to calling members of the the church "Mo's."

The truth is, being called a Mo isn't all that bad. While it's not exactly a term of endearment, Mo certainly beats some of the other things we've been called.

Practice these terms and learn to be comfortable with your Moism.

MO - Mormon
NO MO - Non-Mormon
NO MO' MO - Ex-Mormon
MO NOPOLY - Utah
MO TOWN - Provo
MO TABS - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
MO PEDS - People walking across the street to Temple Square or the MTC in Provo
MO HAIR - Missionary standards haircut
PO MO - A financially challenged Mormon
MO LASSES - Mormon Babes!
MO NO TONE - Many ward choirs.
MO TEL - Bishop's interview, tithing settlement, church court, etc.
SU MO - Graduate of BYU Law School
MO GUL - Large white Utah bird frequently seen in Church history books, parking lots, and dumps
MO RALLY - Third quarter BYU drive against the U of U
MO SEY - LDS sense of time. (see also: LOCO MO TION)
LOCO MO TION - Post-game exodus from Cougar Stadium
MO NOGOMY - LDS Marriage practices
MO TIF - Two or more Mormons engaged in a heated difference of opinion
MO MENT - What LDS Church Officials intended to say, regardless of what they actually said
MO LD - Older LDS member, temple worker, etc.
MO MONEY - Plea from BYU students, missionaries, newlyweds, etc.
SLO MO - Pace of members ahead of you in a crowded hallway when you have a two-year-old who "has to go NOW!"
MO MOO - Powdered milk stored in closets, basements, under beds, etc.