I get really anal about cleanliness and order when I have a deadline to meet. I can't stay focussed unless things are in their place! Mr. Incredible has been out of town for two weeks and home on the weekends. He has set a goal that we will be out of this house by the end of Feb and into our new home by the first of March. Did I mention he is out of town for 3wks??
My job is to prepare the house for show, then pack it and then clean it. Along with doing all the daily necessities like cooking, playing taxi and maybe go to my own job.
Packing is going quite well but I have run out of space for boxes. I want the furniture out of the house. I have shoved everything in the garage and the shed but the garage still has a ton of junk that just needs to go! My mind is swamped with everything that has to get done.
On a good day dog hair drives me batty, but on a day like today. I just want to pack the dog up and take him to the pound. who wants to touch other people's mutts hair??
I switched dog food and purchased dog food that promised to prevent shedding! This might have worked if he would have eaten the food. I let him sit for 3 days watching him starve himself and listening to his stomache growl that I couldn't stand it any longer and took the bag back to PetSmart to get a refund and buy his normal food again. I hand fed him TWO handfuls of his new food and three hours later he let me clean it up! THROW UP!! not only did I have to clean his VOMIT up but I had to clean my own! Nice, right?
Double whammy for me because not only did I clean that up but because he starved himself for three days it made his hair fall out in clumps. Sheesh, I love it when I'm brilliant!
I wrapped our furniture to keep it protected, why not wrap the dog? GENIOUS!!! I'm telling you GENIOUS!!! He now shakes and not one drop of hair falls off of him. He is extremely loud when he walks down the hallways. He's not too happy but as he went to his favorite spot it just looked like he was pouting and sad and my heart couldn't take it anymore!
I had to release him from his plastic blanket. But, it seriously did work! I may have to patent this idea. Perhaps make it from something better and just create a doggy jump suit or something, you know for lounging around the house and when he's outside he can go naked as a jay bird!
I wrapped his butt up. If you choose to do this, please don't wrap him so tightly you cut circulation off or block any of the eyes, ears, mouth and nose.
I left great ventilation for his nose, mouth, eyes and ears!
Look even his tail could wag, happily. However, it didn't wag at this moment.
I couldn't stand him pouting around the house so I am sacrificing my santity for his over all happiness.
He's pouting a bit but resting peacefully plastic free!
I am hopeless, I just love this boy! HAIR AND ALL!
Dang!! I look HOT! LOL, please add 25 pound to my face and body, this was last year! PITIFUL
13 comments:
Oh Mama Goose I cannot believe you wrapped that dog in plastic - that is THE funniest thing I have seen all week - Bahh hhhhaaa haaa haaa
Ingenious woman!!!
Still laughing.....ha ha ha
Just wait until PETA sees this post! LOL!
Thanks for your thoughtful words on my blog post. They really helped me.
Oh my gosh!! No you did not just wrap your dog in saran wrap!!!!!!!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he's humongous!! I'm totally cracking up here!
But, I totally understand about dog hair! That's how I feel when I see it too! I can imagine how other people feel..lol.
And yes..love the picture of you!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!! That is AWESOME that you wrapped him in plastic!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
What a nice dog.
I think that I may have to do this to my head. Why do I find more blond hair all over my house than is on my own head? That is hilarious! I understand wanting the house to be picture perfect and uncluttered. When we moved from VA and the housde was on the market, I would freak out if somebody even peed in the toilet. Yes, I am REALLY anal. So now that our house is not for sale, we just live like a bunch of redneck pigs.
You are so my friend lol plastic.. emagine if he pooped and got it on it.. yuck.. good choice to take it off.! lol nuber 3423532423 reason why we don't have pets..
you are gorgeous!
ROFLSHIPAP - You are too stinking funny. I'm so sorry that you had to puke cleaning up his puke. I've been doing a lot of that with Jack being sick this week. I only laugh because we don't have a dog, thankfully Connor is allergic to almost everything... and no I won't let him have reptiles YUCK! LOVE YOU! Hey look on the bright side, with all this stress you may lose that 25??? I need to get 25 lbs stressed myself. You look beautiful!
OH MY GOSH you are absolutely gorgeous! We can't get a dog that sheds... allergies... my kids allergies.
But when we get a home again... I'm gettin a little schitzu... :)
Haha! I thought you were kidding at first till I saw the pictures. That's hilarious! I love my pets but hate the shedding...Whatcha gunna do?
You are beautiful...Must be hard for your husband to be away from you for three weeks. I think mine would be thinking good riddance about me...
that is funny!! good luck with all your packin..That dog loves you no matter what you do to him.
btw--you look amazing..hot mama
Clever Idea! Wonder if it would work on our hairy, furry , shedding mess of a dog. We love him to bits, but the hair drives me nuts.
all I can think about is some dog molester loving this post with the saran wrap...gross...I know my mind is so flawed.
you are crazy
And you were looking good back then in that little jogging suit.
Glad to see you blogging again. It gives me hope that i might feel like blogging again someday.
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