I had thought someone vandalized our front porch. I, like one of the dumb people in a scary movie, immediately opened up the door and stepped outside. YES, I would be one of the first one's killed off. But, if I was watching it perched on a couch shoving popcorn and peanut MM's in my mouth, I would be screaming, "YOU IDIOT!"
Back to me... I realized that while napping I wasn't dreaming at all about sounds of a chainsaw. It was happening in real life. Innocent bushes being mutilated by a crazed man.
Earlier today we had discussed and had an estimate of fixing our front porch and pruning our trees. We also talked about landscaping and curb appeal of our home and the changes we would implement.
I THINK these changes may have just moved up on the PRIORITY list! LOL
Ok, this one is TOPLESS
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I know Mr. Incredible was excited to use last year's Christmas present but do you think he had some suppressed feelings that could no longer be denied and he took it out on our shrubbery??
I MEAN, I'm just sayin! I haven't seen the back of the house yet. But, let's just look at it this way.
The difference between a GOOD HAIR CUT and a BAD HAIR CUT is 2wks.
What do you think the difference between good landscaping and FAIR landscaping is??
TWO seasons??
I'm just sayin.... I sure do LOVE you, MR. INCREDIBLE! I appreciate all your many talents and abilities.
But, honey you are not Bob Villa or Mr. Landscaper. I sure do appreciate you for TRYING!
