PIMP MY RIDE

You have all seen the show "Pimp My Ride" right? If you haven't what rock have you been living under! This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time.

If you know anything about the our family you will know that WE DO NOT DO VANS! It would be a toss up over owning a van or a scooter. I think the scooter might prevail. WE LIKE VANS, We just don'nt want to OWN a van. (who knows HF may feel I need further humbling and I might be driving suped up minivan) but until then, let the mocking begin.



This was so funny to me! I have to say I have actually ridden in a van like this that may or may not have been owned by somebody or TWO people related to me. If asked, I am pleading the 5th. I'm just sayin....

Friday Funny Walmart cakes

I got this via email. Go on read it!
Please keep in mind that this did happen

Make sense?
No?
Let me see if I can clear it up.
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I hep yous?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

Walmart Employee: 'Whats you want on da cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

STOP LAUGHING! You can't fix stupid
Hey, I have the actual picture of the Walmart person who took the order.
remember Boo, Scary Boo?
Well, here's BOO.
Welcom, toos walmarrr!

In defense of Walmart and their bakery. We ordered a cake for Warrior's 17th birthday. Remember this post?? The bakery lady in charge did a wonderful job. I went up there, said I needed a cake in the shape of an aloha shirt and she took care of it. It was wonderful a special order and no charge!

THE 'Limpics

Oh my goodness KT sent this in and I just knew I had to share it with my blogging community. Sadly, I will not be able to print this to book.

I laughed so hard I nearly peed! There is something just sooo WRONG about it but compelled me to keep watching as well! I have to give him his props!

FRIDAY FUNNY

REDNECK TUBE TOP
This was taken outside of the Gardendale Walmart in Alabama! You have to give the woman props for being able to go down a men's underwear aisle and say to herself, "hmmm... I can make a nice summer top out of these!" She gets even more props in my book for going with a "NAME BRAND" and not skimping. Koodles! LOL

FUN FRIDAY

Again, I got this from my sil's niece, Rachel. For some reason it struck me HILARIOUSLY funny! Could it be the countless misspelled words? or maybe the run on sentences that run for miles? Could it be my lack of words and barely remembering my own name? I have to say I was hoping for at least middle school or high school! Atlas, I regress! Could someone please pass the baby food and bibs! LOL
However, my photography blog is a post graduate college level. My recipe blog is middle school. I understand now that the fewer words I say the more intelligent I appear! SO TRUE SO TRUE! You have no idea!!!

Movie Reviews

FUN FRIDAY

I could not get the picture of this cute elderly lady to upload to blogger. ::bummer::
When Grandma goes to court.

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they are not prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called for his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, Do you know me?" She responded and answered, "Why yes, I do know you Mr. Williams, I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything but a two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He can't build a relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women and one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

FUN FRIDAY- Hawaiian Style

Ok, for many of you you will not get these unless you are poly or you have lived in the islands. I was crackin up! I can't wait to get back and speak pigin. Sometines I like sleep into da kine talk, u know? My keiki and I were reading these and rolling.

U KNOW U ONE LOCAL IF...

You buy planny toilet paper in case get one longshoreman strike.

You don't understand why anyone would buy less than one 20 lb bag of rice.

You would serve spam as a meat for dinner.

You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi.

You know what "stink eye" is, and you bettah believe you know how for geev em

You can correctly pronouce Kalanianaole, Kalakaua and Aiea.

You know what is in the big breakfast at MacDonald's.

You know what "huli huli chicken" is.

You can name 3 kine mango

You have at least one family member whose name is
"_____ boy" or "tita"

You have said "wat, owe you money?","karang your alas", or "dakine"

You know the difference between being hapa and being hapai.

You give directions using mauka and makai.

You know what is "hawaii pono'i";

You know what it takes to get into Kamehameha school,
(an Aunty name Lokelani!).

You can correctly pronounce "Likelike."

Someone says the word "UKU" and your head starts itching.

You raise your chin to say "wassup" instead of nodding.

When making "Shaka", the back of your hand is facing out.

You say, "Nori" not seaweed paper.

You say "Brah" not "Bro"

Your jokes are about Potagee not Portugese.

You laugh at couples with corny kine Aloha wear.

You get one pair of "tata" slippers.

You e-mail people in pidgin.

It's 70 degrees and you stay freezing.

You use "tako" or hotdogs and old bread instead of
worms or fluorescent pink fish eggs for bait.

You got lickins' wit "da rubbah slippah" or "da rice paddle".

You can walk through Waianae and not get mugged,
well, sometimes at least.

You know that one "Kukui nut" is not some mental person.

You call it "Saimin" not "Top Ramen", you know Sapporo Ichiban mo bettah.

The surf report is on your speed dial.

Dressing up means shorts and an aloha shirt and
da black slippah instead of da rainbow one!

You say "shave ice", not snow cone or shaved ice.

Rainbow Drive-Inn is a special date.

You go Kam, not Aloha swap meet.

You know pineapples don't grow in trees.

You know what Li Hing Mui is and you put it on everyting.

You ask for Shoyu and not Soy Sauce.

You call public transportation "da BUS."

The Governor is your cousin's cousin.

You know what the H3 is but you scared drive cause you tink it stay haunted.

You search your car for pork before you go over da Pali.

You always know what "da kine" means.

Mainland people no understand when you talk.

You eat spam musubi on regular occasions.

You nevah wear shoes in the house.

You can wear slippers to almost anywhere.

You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper.

You can be wearing boros and nobody tink nothin.

You never feel shame being the only one buying
Spam in CostCo on the Mainland.

You get one built-in space between your big-toe and dakine.

You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles.

On the mainland, you wondah
"How come nobody get "Plate Lunch ovah heah?".

When you go bathroom, you say "I going shi shi".

You give directions by saying things like,
"oh yeah by where the STADIUM used to be....

You go Kalihi Bowl fo eat"OX TAIL SOUP".

You think BAYWATCH HAWAII is stupit, cause they no know how fo ack and Hasslehoff sounds supa lolo tryin fo say
"Eh, howzit,brah!" (actually, you jus jealous u not in da show!!)

The local Korean bars serve you a glass of ice
and large platter of pupu's with your beer.

Eating healthy means Spam Lite.

You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to one pizza
made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world.

When you say "Book" and a filipino gets all piss off.

If u know how fo say ukulele right.

When all ur meals are wit rice, even if you eating spaghetti.

The fool-proof name for every woman you meet is "Aunty", if you can't remember their real name. The same goes for older males and "uncle."

You know dat rice iz mo'bettah den mash potatoes.

You still call dem RAINBOWZ not Warriorz.

You know how fo skank and you know when I say it I ain't using da haole slang.

When you make rice, you use da line on your fingah fo measure da water.

FUN FRIDAY- Your first kiss

I added this for all of you who have no idea about the inflections of tone and what the heck was so funny in the above postings.

It's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:


Is it the right time?


Is anyone watching?


Does your partner even want to?


Is your breath fresh?


AND---Should you use some tongue?


Then you say, "What the heck!" and just go for it!!!

Fun Friday

Elephant Picture

Jake is five years old and learning to read. He points at a
picture in a zoo book and says, "Look, Mama! It's a frickin'
elephant!"

Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

and so it does ...

"A f r i c a n Elephant."

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?

Fun Friday

Isn't Bush HOT?

Clinton could be a double on friends!


Now this is SCARY! He makes an ugly man and woman!

Fun Friday

I was saving this for today! I thought I was being original until I clicked on Alison. Well, it is NEW to me and it was an idea I had ALL on my own. Which brings to memory a Gilligan's Island flash back. Remember when the crew were found and the professor creates pantyhose and all of these other inventions, on his very own? ONLY to find out they had been invented years ago! Yeah, it's kinda one of those moments. Here is my Fun Friday.

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
DO NOT SWALLOW BUBBLE GUM

OUT of ORDER

The humor of my younger daughter never ceases to amaze me. She is probably a bit on the brass side. She constantly has me in stitches in the things that she says and does. It is even funnier because she doesn't even have to try and this is just how her brain works! WE are all sitting around in the family room, they are doing their math factors and Dash is annoying her because he is 7 and knows the same mulitplication factors that she knows. It is only because he listens and remembers and knows that it bugs her. He being younger and everything. It is a motivator for him to learn what she is learning, just to bug the tar out of her. He has no idea how much this form of aggrivation will help him later.


Sweetheart obviously, has a stomache attack. She goes running out of the family room. It is quite obvious she has to use the bathroom. Now, for many families camode habits are taboo but for the Solomons it seems to be your rite to passage and it is not uncommon for them to request that you talk to them while they are in their "office". So, if you do not wish to carry on a conversation with the boss while he is occupied, you better have a few good magazines on hand. I know for a fact that this was the case with their Father , and that each of his sons, have inherited the trait as well. I wonder Cheryl, did you inherit this gene or is it only found in the XX factor? Moments later, all is fine and this is what I found when I went pass the bathroom! roflrofl, I was fine with the door, thinking oh isnt that funny?; then I had to use the camode and BOOM, there it was on the lid! Instant panic and fear set in. I felt like I was in a public restroom and there is something about having to go and your mind only computing what it just read and knowing when these words are on a bathroom stall that you must flee, as quickly as possible! (remember think public restroom) This is where my body and feet were running, yet, the lower part of my body had already decided it needed to use the restroom.


After 4 children those muscles just aren't as strong, I thought, to myself. I could go run upstairs and use that one then the chasing thought quickly overlapped. "YOU aint gonna make it up those stairs!" DAGNUMIT! Instantly, I started doing the dance, the same dance that a 4 year old will do in front of the pot. We have all heard of the RAIN DANCE and what it looks like, so tell me? WHY is it when you are trying to PREVENT yourself from getting wet do we all perform the PEE dance. Jumping,squiggling bouncing, rocking and whatever by the time you have to STOP to undo your buttons and zippers: Rain fall except this rain has is color. Oh crap, I can't I have to go! I think to myself, "forget it, I am just going to go." Open the lid and sit!


THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CAMODE!!! The little snoot! How dare she send me in a frenzy!! LOL, hope this finds you all well.

BLONDE all the WAY

THIS PICTURE has me dying!! I love it!! Can you believe this? I so wish I was there to see the FLASH go off! roflrofl. What do you think the people around her had to be thinking? I know, I am so into people's bidness, that I would have had to said something! but, I am just eevil enough to have sat back and watched the flash blind her and then peed my pants laughing so hard, when it did go off! Seriously, what was going through her head? I can't see anything, where are they? GET THIS! even her finger is on the snap button. So, she had to look to see where to put it. LOL, roflrfol, ummmm,,,,,,,,, so glad she wasn't hired to shoot this wedding. LOL

HOW to Tell YOU'RE not MOM's Favorite

I recieved this picture and just had to post it to my blog! I think it is way too funny!